I immediately called Jan and asked her a few vague questions about leaving something on my doorstep. She said she knew nothing about it, and seemed to be convincing. She was curious about what I found, and I finally confessed that I received some reveailing photos of our new neighbors. Now Jan was more excited than me. She begged me to let her see them, and said she'd be right over.My nosy blonde friend hung up before I could tell her no, and left me sitting there staring at my phone. Jan showed up in less than a minute. I swear she sprinted over here. She cozied up next to me and pried to see the sexy portfolio. I offered up the glossy 8x10 photos and we gushed over them together. Jan appeared to be reliving their night with them as she openly rubbed herself while letting me in on a few details of their night together.This whole thing seemed odd, and though it had my attention, I wondered aloud why Violet just didn't come to see me herself. I had a dumbfounded look, and Jan. .. although it isn’t good to laugh about someone who has recently died... - but really... You have to read the story below... Bet you at least smile. The world will be better without this guy anyway.This 55-year-old Alabama Trumper died of ‘a medical emergency’ while attacking the Capitol on Wednesday Jan. 6th. What happened? He tasered himself in the balls. The taser he stuffed into his pants accidentally discharged into his groin while he was trying to steal a portrait of Tipper Gore, causing him to suffer a fatal heart attack. Heck of an obituary. 2 weeks ago, he was acting tough on social media ... my vote for this year’s Darwin Award!✧ ✧ ✧GOOGLE Pizza (phone order conversation)Hello! Is this Gordon’s Pizza?No sir – it’s Google Pizza.I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.No sir – Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.OK. I would like to order a pizza.Do you want your usual, sir?My usual – you know me?According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you.
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